Cats and showers[1] are sworn enemies. Most cats treat water like it is lava, recoiling dramatically at a single splash. Suggest putting them in a shower and suddenly your sweet companion turns into a whirlwind of claws, determined to escape the soapy scene. For them, showers are not hygiene. They are horror movies starring you as the willing victim.
But while they would never set a single paw under running water, many cats insist on supervising their hoomans while they shower. Perched on the sink or crouched by the curtain, they watch with wide, curious eyes. Some paw at stray droplets, others peek through the steam as if baffled by your questionable life choices. Their expressions often scream, “Are you seriously doing this on purpose?”[2]
In their own way, these furry guardians[3] take their duty seriously. They will never join you under the spray, but they will protect you from the terrifying waterfall they refuse to face themselves. It is peak cat logic: water is evil, but hoomans must be watched closely in case they drown in their own bad ideas.
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