If you needed yet another reminder that summer is basically over, I found a bittersweet notification in my inbox from Lovehoney announcing its 2025 lineup of advent calendars. And this year, the company has really gone for it by expanding its collection to include a range of options.

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From a beginner-friendly (and affordable!) set to a premium, 24-day calendar packed with luxe toys from brands like Womanizer and We-Vibe, I’m genuinely impressed. (Last year, the pickings were pretty slim.)

Sex toy advent calendars make great gifts, but most people I know buy them for themselves because the savings are just that good. Here’s a rundown of Lovehoney’s 2025 advent calendars so you can strategically plan your purchase.

Lovehoney Enjoy 24-Day Advent Calendar, $109

First up is the Lovehoney Enjoy 24-Day Advent Calendar. It’s priced at $109 and includes $260.76 worth of pleasure products inside (that’s a savings of $151.76, according to the Lovehoney site). You’ll also get free shipping, which is nice.

This calendar is Lovehoney’s beginner-friendly option. Although I don’t know exactly what’s inside (where would the fun be in that?), the press rep says that it includes the Womanizer Mini 2 (worth $29.99 alone), a battery-replaceable bullet vibrator, and other mix-and-match play things for a total of 24 items. This is a pretty good deal for anyone who wants to try sex toys but isn’t sure where to start — you won’t be able to get 24 pleasure products for this price point anywhere else.

And, if you’re extra skeptical, you can check out the reviews (there are spoilers!). Some people have already purchased and enjoyed every box this advent calendar has to offer.

Lovehoney X We-Vibe Romance 12-Day Advent Calendar, $129

If you’re shopping for you and your partner, the Lovehoney X We-Vibe Romance 12-Day Advent Calendar might be a better option. It’s $129 and contains 12 items worth a total of $321.88 (a savings of $192.88). Again, you’ll get free shipping or expedited shipping for just $5 more.

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This collection is curated for couples. The front of the box reads “Discover Romance,” and from the product photo, it looks like the company had massage (of all kinds) in mind when they put this one together. While you’re only getting 12 items with this calendar, there are a few more “premium” products included, like the app-controlled We-Vibe Jive 2 (worth $129 alone), a rabbit vibrator, cock ring, and some bondage accessories.

There are a few reviews already up for this one, too. Just remember that reviews could ruin the “surprise,” but if you don’t care about that and just want to know what you’re getting, it’s worth a look.

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Lovehoney Indulge 12-Day Advent Calendar, $129

The Lovehoney Indulge 12-Day Advent Calendar was created specifically for people with vulvas. It’s also $129, but contains items totaling $277.87 (saving you $148.87). Free shipping or expedited shipping for $5 more are a given.

This calendar already has 10 reviews, with almost everyone saying they were “impressed.” It includes 12 items designed for female pleasure, like the super-cute, clam-shaped Venus Glow clitoral stimulator ($59.99 alone), a G-spot dildo, and a rabbit vibrator.

Lovehoney X Womanizer X We-Vibe Couple’s 24-Day Advent Calendar, $219

If you’re willing to spend a little more, the Lovehoney X Womanizer X We-Vibe Couple’s 24-Day Advent Calendar is $219 — but it’s worth $617.77 (that’s $398.77 in savings!).

This premium advent calendar includes 24 high-end items, like the Womanizer Classic 2 ($129 on its own) and the We-Vibe Sync Lite ($99 on its own). You’ll also find a cock ring, rabbit vibrator, and more luxe goodies. So far, it’s racked up 11 reviews (in August; this still blows my mind). One of the best comments said that they were “thrilled and totally filled (in more ways than one)” after unboxing this monster of a calendar.

Womanizer X We-Vibe X Arcwave Luxury 24-Day Advent Calendar, $369

I saved the most expensive for last. The Womanizer X We-Vibe X Arcwave Luxury 24-Day Advent Calendar is $396 (and “selling fast,” according to the Lovehoney site). This may seem like a lot, but the value is $911.75, saving you $542.75. If you buy sex toys a lot, this might be a worthwhile investment.

The Womanizer X We-Vibe X Arcwave Luxury 24-Day Advent Calendar is the most luxe of the advent calendars and features premium items from Womanizer, We-Vibe, and Arcwave, including the Womanizer Next, We-Vibe Sync 2, and the Arcwave Pow (together worth over $467).

Unsurprisingly, no one has left a review for this calendar just yet. Whether that’s because they can’t get away from the bedroom long enough to write one or because no one’s willing to shell out nearly $400 for a mystery box of sex toys is up for debate. Nevertheless, I think this box offers more than enough for its price (for couples), especially if you’re into BDSM.

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